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I'm Derek, I am 20 years old, from California, and attending UCSB. IV strong.



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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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ugly:

Nowadays it’s so hard to make new friends that don’t have hidden motives

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boxedwineoclock:

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

I want this outlet cover everywhere in my house.

boxedwineoclock:

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

I want this outlet cover everywhere in my house.

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plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

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