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Reblogged from nizzlekicks


i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

(Source: nizzlekicks, via imtheburgerking)

Reblogged from skateeofmind

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)

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Reblogged from amanda-oaks
Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours because they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that. Unknown (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: amanda-oaks, via g0nzcrazy)

Reblogged from thinsiqnificant


spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck

(via imtheburgerking)

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Reblogged from graystripe


once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via nikore)

Reblogged from redapplecigarettess-deactivated

shit they’re finding our weak spots


shit they’re finding our weak spots

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Reblogged from latiox

Reblogged from mdthwomp


Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

(via forthewaffles)